How to Keep Gynecologists away

Chetan Bhagat, befriended and newly adopted to anti-Modi brigade, calls Modi supporters 'sexually frustrated' and asks them to 'learn English'. Oh the irons of Chattisgarh have started rusting after this irony.

Once, Modi was his best object of praise but now a reason to his frustration.

The conspicuous reason being not getting any favours for his sycophantic paeans (showered during LS election) from Modi Govt. This single thought battering in his brain is eloquently reflected in his rancorous article. His resentment is the result of an infantile mind who still thinks sycophancy will be rewarded.

Having resigned himself to the knowledge that he won't be getting any entitlement, he has started with jabbing darts against Modi supporters. He would surely not stop at this; it's a matter of time when he starts writing imaginary notions against the Govt. An apple a day keeps doctors away. Corollary, not reading Bhagat's books (whose unique selling point is sex) may keep Gynecologists away.

Life of Engineers..

We thought of becoming Doctors, for - we had handwriting for it & knew the difference b/w pulmonary arteries & pulmonary veins. Then we realised that eleventh hour study doesn't help here

We thought of becoming Lawyers ,for - we had good vocal cords and argumentative skills. Then we realised we cannot become lawyers as everyone understands what we say

We thought of becoming Gamblers (share market), for –we had the recipe of success : analytical skill, probabilistic skill and tenacity. Then we realised recipes don’t work without salt. Salt=Luck

We thought of becoming Indian Novelists, for- we had naturally occurring grammatical erring skills. Then we realised constructing a perfect sentence is the not the easiest thing in the world

We thought of becoming Comedians, for- we had timing and content. Then we were too strong to make fun of ourselves and too lean to make fun of others

After failing in the above vocations, we became Engineers.